There is a destiny that makes us brothers
None goes his way alone
All that we send into the lives of others
Comes back into our own
It gives pure satisfaction..
It's a special kind of love.
Among the million,
I've found that one.
Tuesday, February 28, 2006 ((:
Niao Niao
how many times hav u seen kids peeing along the road sight. omg, its gross la. sme ppl wld continue scrintinising at how kids empty their little bladders; others wld jus giv the WTF face n walk off with the noticeable middle-finger sign on their forehead. gross. i tink sme ah peks r pedos in my neighbourhood. yucks. so watch out kids, ah pek might b ogling at u.
when i was crossing the road to go hme todae, i saw a old lady wif tat grandson of hers crossing the road. i cldnt help bt to listen to their convo. btw its in chinese.
boy: ahma, my niao niao dripping out liao grandma: aiyo, bladder so small cant even contain abit of niao niao. nt lyk ahma one... boy: i realli nd to niao niao le leh (he start grabbing his u-know-wad and wriggled arnd to prevent his pee frm coming out) grandma: ok la. u go trafficlight there n niao niao. quick quick arh.
true enuf. the boy managed to survive to cross the road to the traffic light where he asked his grandma, "ahma help me leh." den the grandma bend n helped him bring out his puni u-know-wad. den the boy happily emptied his bladder. wad a sight. if i hav a camera, i filmed it down.
as i passed them, i looked at the motorists behind the traffic light, dey were all grosssed out, bt dey jus cldnt take their eyes off the... i duno wad. as i walked passed, i turned arnd to see hav he ended his nature call. bt wad a sight to behold! the cars had started to move n zoom passed him. since there is strong wind, the niao niao cant go straight, in the end, splattering all over at his feet. recycling water to wash feet i suppose.
when the boy had finished, the grandma hastily shoved his u-know-wad back into his pants. ouch man. i bet i cld see the boy wince la. wa piang poor boy. its mus b damn fun 4 the boy la, peeing beside the road where cars zoom pass him while pee zoom out of him. i bet the trafficlight is flooded lor. omg. didnt noe tat singaporeans hav the guts to do tat. i admire that bravery. respectman. hmmm. its mus b real thrilling. smebdy shld try it smetime.